Marilyn Monroe stole my boyfriend!

Talking about absolutely notting!

- YankeeBi'atch!

- Silly Love Songs!

- Happy fucking Valentine's day!

- Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder took one look and said: *I can't fix that*!

- There is no stupid quotes, just stupid people!

- Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery!

- "No please don't eat me, I have a wife and kids, eat them"! - Homer Simpson

- When love is not madness, it's not love!

- Trip over love and you'll get up. Fall in love and you'll fall forever!

- Shut the fuck up, Valentine!

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!