Notoriously Insane

This is where everything goes crazy.

I'm going to ramble about absolutely nothing.

And maybe you'll get something out of it.

I'm right now down-under, staying with my familiy and their dog. The dog's name is Wa, short for something, which I'm not quite sure of. Wa is an American Bulldog, which got me thinking about what dog I want. I already have a little dog, back in Denmark, and I want him to have a friend, so which is better; a big dog or a little tiny winy dog?! Dog's are all so different. My dog is the world's sweetest dog, and I know everybody says that, but it's true. He wouldn't halm a fly or a cat. So I need a dog who can bring a bit of badass into him. So maybe a Chihuahua? Or a lab? I really don't know.

Anyway, I was watching the VMA's the other day. Eminem opened the show with Rihanna and Kanye closed it. And I wondered why they would ask Kanye to come back after what he did last year. But hollywood can be pretty forgiving, like Lindsey Lohan was in the show, who would forgive her? Hollywood I guess.

Have you every wondered about Diet Coke? I have, every time I drink it. What with soft drinks, in general? Who hated water so much to create some like that? Some must have been drinking water, wondering what it would be like, if the water exploded in your mouth, wouldn't that be fun??

Anyway. Not that interesting, so let's get to the serious stuff. The other day there was an earthquake in Christchurch in New Zealand, and they had to bring in a truckfull water. That's a pretty big earthquake. It's such a shame that these things happen. Why do "god" (whom I don't believe in) do things like that to people. Is it because we don't treat earth, the way we should, it's getting back at us? Like the tsunami? Is the earth punishing us? Maybe we should treat the earth like we want the earth to treat it.

Have you ever wondered about Grillz? What's with that, "Hey, I wanna make bling for my teeth"? Who wants braces? Why would you make jewellery that remindes you of braces? And it's like the Madonna piercing, why do you want to pierce yourself to look like you have a big pimple on your face? High school was tough enough. Do you really want to go through that again?

Here in Australia, as well in New Zealand, rugby is a big deal. I didn't really know the rules, before I came down here. But now that I have watched it a couple of times,
I see the fun in it. Guys in short shorts and the violence, but I also noticed it was a little gay, you know guys jumping on each other moving around. Hot! 

I love gays and I wish I had a really good gay friend, whom I could go shopping with and watch movies with hot guys in it. Every girl should have the perfect gay best friend. They are just a little better than just guy friends, because they see our point and where we are going with it. And they get our sexual jokes. And when they give you fashion advise, they know what they are talking about, and they don't lie. "Do these pants make my butt look big"? "Hell yeah, get them off". Thank you. Honest much?

Talking about being honest, sometimes it's hard, because you don't want to hurt other peoples feelings. Usually when I lie, it's to spear people from getting hurt. Sometimes of course I lie for my own good, but not every time.

Talking about feelings, the other day I told my friend, I wasn't sure I wanted to move to the big city. And I really don't want to hurt my BFF's feelings because I know how much it means to her, and I havn't heard from her since. I don't know if I should suck it up and move to the big city just to spear her feelings, because she means everything to me. Or should I stop trying new things and get out of my comfort zone? I'm kinda comfused. Advise? This is where I need a good gay friend. Pride